Friday, April 22, 2011

Words and phrases that SB hates. If you use them, you are most assuredly a DORK.

Hubby. This fucking word gags the shit out of me. If you use it in my presence, I will contemplate punching you, and then will look for the closest escape route to take my fat ass out of your immediate vicinity.

I also hate when a woman is pregnant and she or her husband says, "We are pregnant." Bitch will find out REALLY quickly on the delivery table that her damn husband is decidedly NOT pregnant.

15 comments:

Jane Lancaster said...

HAHAHAHA you are a scream!!!!!! Hubby fabulous! It is a fucking nightmare to hear someone say that word. YUK! Hubby hahahaha! OMG that made me laugh. Thought you might be interested in this that my dad passed onto me yesterday laughing his head off and called the rescue team in question great gumps!

xo

Jane Lancaster said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378935/Sick-cruise-passenger-dropped-sea-Janet-Richardson-falls-botched-rescue.html

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jane,
Thank you, love. I'll check that shit out.

Love you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jane,
Jesus H. What a fuck up on the rescue. Clearly, I would like your dad. We could sit and laugh together.

Jane Lancaster said...

Oh yes you and my dad would laugh alright! He is amongst other things one of the funniest people I've ever known...

Lulu said...

I love your site and I love the word "DORK" I use it all the time, " Dork, say, What?'
The official definition of Dork is a Whales Penis!
I love useless trivia

Ms. Moon said...

No. I won't even type that word. And women who refer to their husbands as DH in their writing? Please. Their computers should explode.
And you are completely right about the pregnant thing. Women get pregnant. Men do not. Period. The end.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I can't bear the word hubby. I wish men could get pregnant then we wouldn't have to deal with all that shit! Love you xx

Misfits Vintage said...

I fucking hate the word 'panties' like you wouldn't believe. Also hate hubby and the collective we to describe pregnancy. Oh, who am I kidding? I hate everything.

BMelonsLemonade said...

Oh, I fucking hate "hubby", too! Maybe it is because I hate the institute of marriage, and anyone using the term "hubby" really has some deep seated hate, because nothing in a marriage is as "peachy" as fucking HUBBY!!!! Unless he is real fat, then I might let someone get away with "chubby hubby," just because it sounds so god damned ridiculous!

I tell you what, too...WE are pregnant, bitch? No, I am fucking pregnant, and I will bear the excruciating pain of childbirth, and I will fucking have this kid sucking from MY mother fucking tits, and I will be the one up most nights with a screaming baby or a kid who pissed the bed, or worse fucking vomitted everywhere, and I will be the one doing most of the child rearing...so I think I AM mother fucking pregnant! (Can you tell, I am a bit of a man hater???)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lulu,
Thank you. Please join us often. You have my personal invite.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sarah,
I hate everything too. We are peas in a damn pod, sister.

BMelons,
I adore you. One of these days, we have to meet. We think a lot alike. Poor you.

Syd said...

I never thought about it but dislike "my old man" more.

Kathleen Scott said...

My peeve is people who express a joint possession or opinion with a misplaced 's. When Andrea introduces the family cat Shady, she says, "Jay and I's cat Shady..."

I'm thinking Shady needs to scratch her eyes out for that.

Jane Lancaster said...

that article I sent you? That woman dropped in the ocean? She died.