The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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My apologies for my vehemence, dearest readers, but picking on guy guys is so chickenshit my chest hair is falling out just reading about it. It violates the scared tenets of manliness, personal freedom, and the right of working people to live in peace. I consider these Crimes Against America.
I want these words to speak for me except I don't apologize for them. Crimes Against America means that these pencil neck geeks don't deserve the same respect as other living things...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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And sadly, we get some of them down here.
I hope they catch those assholes. And believe me- Ohio is not alone in having a great number of them.
I love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You know I do.
My apologies for my vehemence, dearest readers, but picking on guy guys is so chickenshit my chest hair is falling out just reading about it. It violates the scared tenets of manliness, personal freedom, and the right of working people to live in peace. I consider these Crimes Against America.
I want these words to speak for me except I don't apologize for them. Crimes Against America means that these pencil neck geeks don't deserve the same respect as other living things...
Ms. Moon,
And I love you!
Big Mark,
We pretty much share your vehemence around here, buddy. BELIEVE ME.
Just horrible. I don't know how anyone can ever be cruel to animals. Love you SB xx
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