Monday, April 11, 2011

Thanks for all of your birthday well wishes! My cold stone creamery heart was touched.

Sadly, after much vigorous and extended birthday merriment, my fat ass is back here at work on a damn Monday, with a fucking deadline. It should all be behind me by Wednesday morning, and then I will be back to regularly posting and commenting on all of your blogs.

Mondays suck ass.


Misfits Vintage said...

Happy belated birthday, Bastard. I'm still waiting for my birthday wishes - it was four days ago. Whenever you're ready. Hey that means we are both Arians!

Sarah xxx

Bethany said...

Monday sucks ass is right.
I missed wishing you a Happy Birthday on your actual birthday. I'm sorry. My excuse is I was crying on and off all day for no reason.
Being crazy sucks.
I love you and am so glad you exist and keep existing.
Big hugs and a sloppy stinky kiss from Bo.

Steph(anie) said...


Jeannie said...

They do. But then, I suppose there are asses that need to be sucked and I'm so glad Monday is there to do it.

Love you muchly.

Ms. Moon said...

I love you.

Petit fleur said...

"My fat ass is back here at work"

"It should all be behind me by Wednesday".

"Mondays suck ass".

I'm sensing a theme here, am I right?

Glad you had a merry time!

Sweden said...

its so fun to turn 19 isnt it!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Extended birthday merriment sounds good xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

So sorry you had a day like that. I love you so!

And I love you!

Ms. Moon,
I love you MAS.

Morgaine said...

i am a big smelly asshole for not saying something in time, and i have no excuse that i find even remotely acceptable. so belatedly, ashamedly, and all-around humbly, my finest post-b'day wishes to your ass. and all of you, in fact! (by the way, my man was quite impressed by the elephant balls guy picture a bit back.)

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!
Sorry to be so late. A little while off the computer and I almost missed this.
luv u,

Sarcastic Bastard said...

How great to hear from you! Thank you. I am old as fuck now, but it was fun. Hope you and R. are well. Glad he liked the elephantitus picture. Laugh.

Guy in the silk taffeta dress,
No worries. Thank you. I love you, too! You know it, brother.

Terena said...

I missed your birthday. Happy Birthday, you Sarcastic byatch. :-)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, love. It was a good one. I went out to dinner three times. At my age, that makes me happy as hell. FOOD! Laugh.

Love you!

Parabolic Muse said...

hi. I consider it a personal failing that I cannot seem to keep abreast of what's happening with you.

I sure hope you had the best birthday, ever.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic Muse,
My life is prolific. I can't keep up, myself. Laugh. Don't worry about it.

I had a nice birthday. Thank you!

Hope all is well with you.

Thanks for reading my junk.