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Monday, April 18, 2011
Sorry, but I think she's built GROSS.
I wouldn't be caught dead on camera in a bikini if I looked like this. NO WAY. NO HOW. I know, I know--she's a healthy-sized girl. I still think she looks GROSS. Go ahead and give me a bunch of shit for it, but it's the God's-honest way I feel.
That is one heck of a bootie!!! Not keen either and never woudl have thought it was serena williams!!! Thought it was a still photo from one of those horrendous maury, sally,liza style chat shows that do make overs for women who dress inappropriately for their age/shape/size/ familiy commitments etc basically they flash too much flesh and look as if they have a few loose morals to put it mildly or as we say in 'the old country (scarcasm abounds at this point btw) - a slapper or a bit slaggy ooooo yuk Serena looks like an old tarty dog on the beach sniffy about for some scraps of action.. errrrrugh
She is all muscle which beats flab. And she isn't some starving model. So it's okay with me. I think that the model thinness has caused a lot of young women anguish. At least this is a real, highly exercised, body.
I love her confidence and I don't think that she gives a damn about what anyone else thinks. It's a shame that far too many women spend their entire lives apologizing for their appearance and trying to change it. I love you SB, but what the fuck does your approval of her appearance have to do with anything? Seems to me your reaction speaks to your hangups not hers. Just something to think about.
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20 comments:
To each their own. I dig it.
Well, she looks mighty strong.
Who is it, SB? I don't recognise her - is she famous over the water in the US?
Her tummy looks VERY odd to me.....
Ali x
Ali,
It's Serena Williams, the tennis champion.
Love,
SB
That is one heck of a bootie!!! Not keen either and never woudl have thought it was serena williams!!!
Thought it was a still photo from one of those horrendous maury, sally,liza style chat shows that do make overs for women who dress inappropriately for their age/shape/size/ familiy commitments etc basically they flash too much flesh and look as if they have a few loose morals to put it mildly or as we say in 'the old country (scarcasm abounds at this point btw) - a slapper or a bit slaggy ooooo yuk Serena looks like an old tarty dog on the beach sniffy about for some scraps of action.. errrrrugh
What a fascinating body.....she looks as if two differently built people were sawed in half and their sections exchanged.
I find her body to be quite beautiful if a bit odd......ripe, bursting with vigor and (yes, Mary Moon) strong.
She doesn't look 'bad' as much as the suit she has on looks like crap.
If i had her cash, I'd go naked ;)
Joe begs to differ with you. I prefer Venus myself. Sleeker. Higher cheekbones. Anyway, that's my report from Tennis Hotties Or Notties.
the hottentot serena...
It's not the most flattering cut of bathing suit. She needs a little more cloth to balance the size of those gluts.
Definitely not the Victoria's Secret body type.
Next time I'm at the beach, I'm parking my ass right next to Serena...I'll look like a pixie.
Gotta say I'm envious of her firmness. And her confidence.
I think it's those bikini bottoms....what are they like practically hiked down to her knees. Pull her bottoms up lady! Sheesh...some people...
Kathleen,
Yes, there is that--confidence. Laugh. Love you!
Sandra,
That would help. Definitely.
John,
You can say that again, brother!
Thanks for reading and commenting, all.
SB
She is all muscle which beats flab. And she isn't some starving model. So it's okay with me. I think that the model thinness has caused a lot of young women anguish. At least this is a real, highly exercised, body.
It looks horribly photo-shopped...but it isn't...uhm, yikes. But great tennis...and she does seem to work out...but....errr...~Mary
is it just me or does she have lipo scars on her abs?
I love her confidence and I don't think that she gives a damn about what anyone else thinks. It's a shame that far too many women spend their entire lives apologizing for their appearance and trying to change it. I love you SB, but what the fuck does your approval of her appearance have to do with anything? Seems to me your reaction speaks to your hangups not hers. Just something to think about.
Sheria,
What you say is likely true. I am very hard on myself about body image, too. I always feel too fat.
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