Monday, April 18, 2011

Sorry, but I think she's built GROSS.

I wouldn't be caught dead on camera in a bikini if I looked like this. NO WAY. NO HOW. I know, I know--she's a healthy-sized girl. I still think she looks GROSS. Go ahead and give me a bunch of shit for it, but it's the God's-honest way I feel.

23 comments:

downtown guy said...

To each their own. I dig it.

Ms. Moon said...

Well, she looks mighty strong.

Alison Cross said...

Who is it, SB? I don't recognise her - is she famous over the water in the US?

Her tummy looks VERY odd to me.....

Ali x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ali,
It's Serena Williams, the tennis champion.

Love,

SB

Eeek said...

That is one heck of a bootie!!! Not keen either and never woudl have thought it was serena williams!!!
Thought it was a still photo from one of those horrendous maury, sally,liza style chat shows that do make overs for women who dress inappropriately for their age/shape/size/ familiy commitments etc basically they flash too much flesh and look as if they have a few loose morals to put it mildly or as we say in 'the old country (scarcasm abounds at this point btw) - a slapper or a bit slaggy ooooo yuk Serena looks like an old tarty dog on the beach sniffy about for some scraps of action.. errrrrugh

Lo said...

What a fascinating body.....she looks as if two differently built people were sawed in half and their sections exchanged.

I find her body to be quite beautiful if a bit odd......ripe, bursting with vigor and (yes, Mary Moon) strong.

Big Mark 243 said...

She doesn't look 'bad' as much as the suit she has on looks like crap.

RETRO REVA said...

If i had her cash, I'd go naked ;)

All This Trouble... said...

Joe begs to differ with you. I prefer Venus myself. Sleeker. Higher cheekbones. Anyway, that's my report from Tennis Hotties Or Notties.

adrienne said...

the hottentot serena...

Jeannie said...

It's not the most flattering cut of bathing suit. She needs a little more cloth to balance the size of those gluts.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Definitely not the Victoria's Secret body type.

Next time I'm at the beach, I'm parking my ass right next to Serena...I'll look like a pixie.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Eeek,
I like your take on it, love. You are very descriptive. Laugh.

Lo,
Two different bodies put together. You hit it on the head. Exactly. And yes, Ms. Moon is ALWAYS right.

Retro Reva,
Good point. Laugh.

ATT,
Really? Joe digs that big bulky ass?

YO ADRIENNE! SB LOVES YOU!!!

Jeannie,
As usual, I agree with you. A cover-up skirt would have been nice over top of that shit.

Mel,
Yeah, let's sit next to that bitch.

Love to all,

SB

Kathleen Scott said...

Gotta say I'm envious of her firmness. And her confidence.

Sandra said...

I think it's those bikini bottoms....what are they like practically hiked down to her knees. Pull her bottoms up lady! Sheesh...some people...

John said...

That is just fucking horrible.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
Yes, there is that--confidence. Laugh. Love you!

Sandra,
That would help. Definitely.

John,
You can say that again, brother!

Thanks for reading and commenting, all.

SB

Syd said...

She is all muscle which beats flab. And she isn't some starving model. So it's okay with me. I think that the model thinness has caused a lot of young women anguish. At least this is a real, highly exercised, body.

FrankandMary said...

It looks horribly photo-shopped...but it isn't...uhm, yikes. But great tennis...and she does seem to work out...but....errr...~Mary

Sweden said...

wow now THAT is an ass! so many black girls just have fantastic asses and thighs. I mean they are hig up, round, and perky. White folks (except coco) "most" have saggy flat gums, small things.

Marla the big tourist said...

is it just me or does she have lipo scars on her abs?

Sheria said...

I love her confidence and I don't think that she gives a damn about what anyone else thinks. It's a shame that far too many women spend their entire lives apologizing for their appearance and trying to change it. I love you SB, but what the fuck does your approval of her appearance have to do with anything? Seems to me your reaction speaks to your hangups not hers. Just something to think about.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sheria,
What you say is likely true. I am very hard on myself about body image, too. I always feel too fat.