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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker
The Royal Wedding is going to be a great show. NOBODY KNOWS PAGEANTRY LIKE THE ENGLISH! NOBODY. What have we got to compare over here? The damn Superbowl? I think not.
I'm tickled about this. No one would guess you'd have a soft spot for royals. And part of the reason I'm tickled is that I have an unreasoning interest in them too. Put it down to having lived in England when I was growing up, although that was looong ago. I'm still fascinated. And these two seem like they're real people trying to make real lives in an unreal situation.
So, are you getting up at 3am to watch the ceremony live?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
You're damn right. As always. Love you to pieces.
And I love you! Can we say that enough? NO, we cannot.
I'm tickled about this. No one would guess you'd have a soft spot for royals. And part of the reason I'm tickled is that I have an unreasoning interest in them too. Put it down to having lived in England when I was growing up, although that was looong ago. I'm still fascinated. And these two seem like they're real people trying to make real lives in an unreal situation.
So, are you getting up at 3am to watch the ceremony live?
Kathleen,
Yeah, I'm getting up early, but not until 5:00 a.m, when "the important guests" start to arrive for the ceremony. I'm a snob. Laugh.
I love you! Too bad we can't watch together, but I will probably be incoherent at that hour.
Of course you're right! Two billion people don't watch the superbowl xx
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