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Thursday, April 14, 2011
So Val Kilmer is old and fat. So am I. Who gives a shit?
It happens to us all, kiddies. He looks just fine to me, God bless him.
TOM CRUISE MAKES ME SO DAMN SICK....UGH.....I ONCE WENT TO SEE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3...CAUSE A FRIEND HAD A BIRTHDAY...BIG MISTAKE! HIS NOSE IS CROOKED AS SHIT!
AND THAT MOVIE REMINDED ME WHY EVERYDAY THEY TELL ME IM A LOST CHILD OF THE 50s. Honey only channel i watch is TCM ...and I had to watch that plus classic dvds to get the nasty mission impossible images out of my good head.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
Amen and out. Better Val than Mickey Rourke with his hot bod and fucked up freaky face. Or *shudder* Tom Looneytunes Cruise. I feel sick now.
Sarah xxx
I'd hit that.
Love you!
Misfits,
Yeah, I fucking hate Tom Cruise. I won't watch anything that freak appears in anymore. Dude gives me the willies.
Jeannie,
Me too! Love you MAS.
Val looks so down to earth in that pic. I feel like sitting down and shooting the shit with him.
TOM CRUISE MAKES ME SO DAMN SICK....UGH.....I ONCE WENT TO SEE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3...CAUSE A FRIEND HAD A BIRTHDAY...BIG MISTAKE! HIS NOSE IS CROOKED AS SHIT!
AND THAT MOVIE REMINDED ME WHY EVERYDAY THEY TELL ME IM A LOST CHILD OF THE 50s. Honey only channel i watch is TCM ...and I had to watch that plus classic dvds to get the nasty mission impossible images out of my good head.
time, age and fat end up happening to all! some sooner than others. whaddya gonna do!
I love ol' Kilmer in that ca-ray-zay Bob Dylan movie--Masked and Anonymous. Brilliant.
Live a decent life, make some decent art and you can get as Fat as you want.
So Says I.
"I dwell in darkness without you and it went away"???? SCHMACK!!!
I will ALWAYS adore that man!
Dearest SB, that is a terrible picture of him. On a par with the one of Russell Crowe that I barely recognised.
I'd like to remember Val as Jim Morrison. How hot??
Anyway you're not old and fat, you're wonderful! Love you xx
Actually, he looks just like a cop in my area. Sometimes old & fat works for a person.
Dovie,
I agree. Dude is a freak.
x-ray iris,
Thanks for joining us, babe. We have a good time.
Omgrrrl,
I'm with you, girl. I agree totally.
PF,
Me too!
Christina,
You are special to my cold, cold heart.
Mary,
I'd be dating that shit, girl. Is the cop single?
Love to all of youse,
SB
Eh, he will always be 'Iceman' to me...
He was Jim Morrison in the Doors movie.
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