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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I love it.
Awesome. I'm gonna write one called 'I don't fucking know WHY!"
I love my niece more than life itself but the WHY WHY WHY drives me frickin mental.
Actual conversation:
"Sweetpea, don't run in here with socks on - you might slip over."
Why?
"Because socks are slippery on tiles."
Why?
"Because there is very little friction between the cotton fibres and the hard sealed surface of the tiles."
Why?
...WTF... go do fucking Physics 101 - I don't fucking know why!
See... I'm a terrible aunty.
Again, this was all about me, right?
Sarah xxx
Perfect parental reading! Would all the perfect parents please shut up while the rest of us enjoy the humour?
I love your damn cuteness.
And you!
I should have written that damn book.
Has to be a future best seller..!
Steph,
I figured you would. Laugh.
Sarah,
It can be all about you anytime. I happen to dig you.
Jeannie,
I love you MORE. I assure you.
Ms. Moon,
YES.
Big Mark,
And so it should be.
Love to all!
SB
Brilliant! Loved Sarah's reply. I've been there too xx
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