Thursday, April 28, 2011

Go the Fuck to Sleep

A must-have book for SB!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1381178/Forget-Goodnight-Moon-Frustrated-fathers-bedtime-story-titled-Go-F--To-Sleep.html

7 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I love it.

Misfits Vintage said...

Awesome. I'm gonna write one called 'I don't fucking know WHY!"

I love my niece more than life itself but the WHY WHY WHY drives me frickin mental.

Actual conversation:

"Sweetpea, don't run in here with socks on - you might slip over."

Why?

"Because socks are slippery on tiles."

Why?

"Because there is very little friction between the cotton fibres and the hard sealed surface of the tiles."

Why?

...WTF... go do fucking Physics 101 - I don't fucking know why!

See... I'm a terrible aunty.

Again, this was all about me, right?

Sarah xxx

Jeannie said...

Perfect parental reading! Would all the perfect parents please shut up while the rest of us enjoy the humour?

I love your damn cuteness.

And you!

Ms. Moon said...

I should have written that damn book.

Big Mark 243 said...

Has to be a future best seller..!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
I figured you would. Laugh.

Sarah,
It can be all about you anytime. I happen to dig you.

Jeannie,
I love you MORE. I assure you.

Ms. Moon,
YES.

Big Mark,
And so it should be.

Love to all!

SB

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Brilliant! Loved Sarah's reply. I've been there too xx