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Wednesday, April 6, 2011
I'd Still Hit that Shit. You Betcha!
SB has a thang for Russell Crowe. Fat or skinny--doesn't matter. LOVE HIM.
I've got a thing for Russell too. He is an acting genius. But I prefer him in Gladiator or Robin Hood mode visually. Hope this is prep for a movie role, not a permanent belly roll! Have you seen his movie A Good Year? Love him in that one. Have a good day, OK?
Ms. Moon, We DO love the crazy. Dude reminds the Moms and I of Richard Burton. He's a man's man. He makes me want to bear his child. Laugh.
Melly Mel, Good morning! You are dear to me. Please send my love to A.
Syd, Guy loves to eat. Probably hates to exercise. So do I!
Mel, I did see A Good Year. It was really touching. I love you. Thanks for coming by. You have a really good day, too!
Denny, Yeah, he's probably trying to get back to fighting weight for a film. Poor soul. I would hate having to get skinny for film roles. Hope your day is a good one.
I have a thing for his voice. He has that deep, rumbly, man voice that makes my toes tingle. He's just so MALE. Brings out the cave-woman in me. (is that the crazy Ms. Moon mentioned?)
i think he's pretty neat, too, but i feel impelled to say that just wearing a helmet and gloves doesn't mean he's cycled even three feet. that could be his creme-horn eating helmet for all we know. or his suckling-pig gloves.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
25 comments:
It's the Crazy. We love the crazy. Is that why we love each other so much? Whatever.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
The hard man nipples are just bothering me this morning.
Good morning to you dear SB. Hugs.
Whoa--more cycling, Russell. Maybe some spinning classes too.
I've got a thing for Russell too. He is an acting genius. But I prefer him in Gladiator or Robin Hood mode visually. Hope this is prep for a movie role, not a permanent belly roll! Have you seen his movie A Good Year? Love him in that one.
Have a good day, OK?
Maybe he's preparing his body for a starring role in a new movie...
Ms. Moon,
We DO love the crazy. Dude reminds the Moms and I of Richard Burton. He's a man's man. He makes me want to bear his child. Laugh.
Melly Mel,
Good morning! You are dear to me. Please send my love to A.
Syd,
Guy loves to eat. Probably hates to exercise. So do I!
Mel,
I did see A Good Year. It was really touching. I love you. Thanks for coming by. You have a really good day, too!
Denny,
Yeah, he's probably trying to get back to fighting weight for a film. Poor soul. I would hate having to get skinny for film roles. Hope your day is a good one.
#1. Looks like he will bear his own child.
#2. I'm just being a shit because I got a gut and I'm not even TRYING to ride a bike.
#3. Russell's cool. I hope you can hit that if you find an opportunity and The Viking doesn't mind.
Brilliant!
I have a thing for his voice. He has that deep, rumbly, man voice that makes my toes tingle. He's just so MALE. Brings out the cave-woman in me. (is that the crazy Ms. Moon mentioned?)
ATT,
I love you. You are a sarcastic fuck like me. Bless your heart. Laugh.
Karen,
Thanks for reading me, you skinny French-ish chick, you!
Terena,
Exactly. SO MALE. Love you.
I'd hit that too. Doesn't look like Russell to me but he's looking about 5 times better than the guy I sleep with every night, soooo
Tons of love!
Dear goodness, he'd make two Gladiators now. Still, he's cycling. Which is more than I'm doing *hats off to you sir*
love you
AX
hit it? hell, i'd marry it in a heartbeat! he is ALL MAN, and i like that.
Uhm, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one ;o.
Holy Shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was my grand-pa......
Galdiator, Shmadiator!
( that was his movie, right? )
xXX
reva
Mary,
Good, we won't have to fight over him. Laugh.
Reva,
Yep, Gladiator was him.
Love you chicks,
SB
I'd give him a go!
I'd need to erase this picture from my head and think Gladiator though! xx
i think he's pretty neat, too, but i feel impelled to say that just wearing a helmet and gloves doesn't mean he's cycled even three feet. that could be his creme-horn eating helmet for all we know. or his suckling-pig gloves.
Thank God you said who it was! Wow! I agree, so what, he's always hot!
Love you too, and everything's going well with me...writing away.
Love,
M
Anonymous,
Creme-horn eating helmet cracks me the fuck up. I need one of those!
Thanks for reading. I appreciate it. Come back anytime.
Wit,
Good to hear from you! You know I love you. Have a great weekend.
SB
He is yummy. Happy Birthday!!!
Hell, no! Man like that can afford all the cooks and trainers is the world.
I bet it's the beer.
Thanks for the welcome--I'm all registered up & ever'thang now, so...
(No longer Anonymous, that is to say)
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