This morning, on the way in to the office, bumfuckfucking early (I had to get up early to drop Raj the Schlub off at the vet, because he is getting his nuts chopped), I got behind this 40-something guy in a big-ass Cadillac and that motherfucker was doing everything BUT driving. Motherfucker was messing with his hair, adjusting his seat belt, drinking coffee, putting his sunglasses on, and adjusting his damn junk. It wore me out just watching him. I kid you not. People who are spastic like that just drive me fucking nuts. Then the dumb motherfucker got up to the 4-way stop and didn't even bother with a damn turn single.
PLEASE PEOPLE, ADJUST YOUR DAMN JUNK AT HOME. Adjusting your junk in the car may cause a damn accident.
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Men have always been notorious about adjusting their, ahem "stuff" at the wrong times. I agree. Nobody just DRIVES anymore, it pisses me off!
I think it's especially dangerous in the icey weather that you get up there in BF OH.
Hang in.
xo pf
One of these days I expect to see someone grilling something on a hibachi in the seat next to them as they drive.
PF,
Nobody drives anymore. SO TRUE. We are a nation of multi-taskers. I hate that shit. I just REFUSE.
Love you!
Ms. Moon,
Wouldn't shock me at all, babe.
LOL to Mrs. Moon. I agree--I've seen a lot of things that I didn't want to see driving the interstates.
My Dad sayd that all cars in Texas come without turn signals. Cracks my ass up!
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