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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Good thing that's not true, some of my relatives would not be here.
Oh SB, you make me giggle
Wrong SB! -- they got to keep their floppy wurlitzers and become self-identified porn addicts. From Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia sexualis to the Famed Squirrel signifies progress!
Your verification word is 'gylach' which sounds like a dead Welsh porn star
Mary LA,
The dead Welsh porn star thing cracked me up.
Thanks for reading.
Love, SB.
As it happens, the Germans have enormous penises. They like to paint them grey and put the word out that they are in fact the gun barrels of Panzer tanks. They have succesfully invaded a number of countries this way.
They only lost World War II after Field Marshal von Schnardork failed to attain elevation on his grey appendage after the appropriately named Battle of the Bulge despite thinking very hard indeed about Brunhilde from Wagner's Ring Cycle. The message to allied command that he had had quite a bit to drink, had been feeling a bit off lately and this had never happened before and could he try again in the morning was dismissed with cruel laughter.
Just think what would have happened to the course of history had the Field Marshal, erm, got one up.
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White Rabbit,
That's one of the funniest comments I've ever read. Thanks. I needed the laugh today.
Love,
SB
Damn Wabbit! That was awesome!
I had an uncle who was in the Battle of the Bulge... I always thought that was a curious name~
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