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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I Just Ordered These Freudian Slippers
Since I am a style icon and shit, and you all may want to copy my look, I got them off Amazon. You're welcome.
Love the slippers!! I would smile every time I put them on :)
English majors are often nerds but not geeks. I know - I almost majored in English, but decided to torture myself with an obscure Geography degree instead. Kinda wished I'd stuck with English so I'd have an excuse for all this writing and reading! Glad your posts are here to brighten my day. Ha ha, your word verification is readefu, I saw it as read a few, as in blogs. Cracked me up somehow.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
You really are a geek :)
No, I am an English major! There's a difference.
Geeks come in many flavors.
Everytime I read your blog, I shall now forever envision you typing away with those slippers on your feet! hee heee heeeee....Love 'em!
Love the slippers!! I would smile every time I put them on :)
English majors are often nerds but not geeks. I know - I almost majored in English, but decided to torture myself with an obscure Geography degree instead. Kinda wished I'd stuck with English so I'd have an excuse for all this writing and reading! Glad your posts are here to brighten my day.
Ha ha, your word verification is readefu, I saw it as read a few, as in blogs. Cracked me up somehow.
I'd like to see you wiggle your red painted toes in those.
that sounds a little weird
I'm not that weird
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