The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, February 15, 2010
Ian Somerhalder
Uhhmmm, basically I want to leave bite marks on his ass. Does this make me a bad person? [Apologies to Ian's mother for typing that.]
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Who the hell is that hunkalove?
Dang.
He plays the evil vampire brother, Damon, on the show The Vampire Diaries. I never miss that show. I love it.
I just love men who smirk.
He's pretty darn cute. I coulda had that back in the day. Wonder what his Dad looks like.
I think a lot of evangelists made the same statement as Billy but decided to pass the collection plate rather than correct everyone.
He is seriously hot. I had never heard of him, either. Yummy!
He's a smirker!
No. It just makes you a bad, bad girl. ;) Just the way I love you.
And damn. He's smokey, but he's no skinny dark guitar player. (My archetype hehe)
Jeannie,
So true, babe. So true.
Kissa,
Hey babe. Welcome and thanks for commenting. Please join us often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
Love, SB.
I thought that was Rob Lowe. Am I showing my age...??!?
Gledds,
They do look a little alike. We must be about the same age.
Thanks for reading moi.
SB
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