The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, February 22, 2010
I'm Sorry Motherfuckers
I just don't have a damn thing to blog about today.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
That's okay, SB. It's Monday and you're worth waiting for.
Love ya, Mel
Wait! Where are the eleven follow-up posts to this proclamation?
VW: tallyliq
You always say this on Monday. It is definitely because of it being the most hated day of the week by the majority of people.
WE love you anyway!!
Jenn
Thanks, Melly Mel! SB loves you.
Ms. Moon,
How about TWO? Well, so far. . .
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