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Monday, February 15, 2010
More Wisdom from Shitmydadsays
"Nah, we don't celebrate it. Don't know who St. Valentine was, don't give a shit, and doubt he wants people screwing in his memory."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Huh. Well, once again Dad hits the old nail on the head.
Your Dad is my favorite.
Dad sure is a sentimental son of a gun!
Oh dad!!!
Your dad is a romantic...NOT.
How can you argue with logic like that? Love the Dad and love you too, SB. :)
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