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Friday, February 19, 2010
Proving My Point: A Couple of Trashy-Assed Hos Wearing Ed Farty
And don't ask who these two skanky-assed bitches are, because I don't know. I don't hang out with skanky-assed bitches. I think one of them might be Daisy from The Rock of Love.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
Isn't that the guy from Twilight? Oh, maybe not.
Ed Hardy is like the douchebag uniform. It makes them easy to spot.
Ed Hardy should hire you for publicity.
Hope you and the kitties, especially Raj, have a good weekend.
I think he looks a fuck of a lot better than she does. He is far too funkily drest to be British. She could quite well UK-born!!
Actually, she looks Northern. If she isn't from Liverpool (I can almost hear the brash accent from here) ~ then I'm certain she would be from Leeds!
;->...
Sarah Palin At The Weekend?
that guy looks like a wanna be Brett Michaels
NK,
Welcome, my friend. Thanks for reading and commenting. Please join us often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
Sending love,
SB
Ginger,
Yes, it does.
Dish,
Of course she does.
Love you both.
Tony,
Nah, she's too damn hot for Sarah Palin. Laugh. But I like the way you think.
Please come back by often. It's a good time here. Thanks for reading.
Love,
SB
Maggie,
Yes, he does.
Love you!
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