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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Shit SB Says in a Comment to Her Sister-in-Law's Go-Green Blog Posting
Sorry, I have to stick to the damn plastic bags. They come in handy for dog poop clean up.
Besides, I don't give a shit if the Earth goes to hell. I'm a white person, It's my job to rape the Earth.
That's so funny. There was actually an editorial today in the Tallahassee Democrat about how if they ban plastic bags, no one will pick up their dogs' poop. Seriously.
The plastic bags I buy for my doggies poop say they are biodegradable but I am kinda enjoying letting him go out the back door and poo by the fence now :)
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7 comments:
Only half white...
That's so funny. There was actually an editorial today in the Tallahassee Democrat about how if they ban plastic bags, no one will pick up their dogs' poop.
Seriously.
PF,
Actually 7/8ths white, 1/8th American Indian.
Ms. Moon,
So true!
technically, using those damn grocery bags again for any purpose is recycling them.
we use ours for the litterbox.
xxalainaxx
I have to agree with you, and Miss Alaineus. Both are legitimate uses, dammit.
The plastic bags I buy for my doggies poop say they are biodegradable but I am kinda enjoying letting him go out the back door and poo by the fence now :)
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