The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, February 12, 2010
Shit SB Says in a Comment
Life sucks and then you LIVE. I stole that from Anna Nicole, and ironically, that bitch died.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Hope my Valentine message cheers you up.
If I may make so bold :D
http://www.123greetings.com/events/valentines_day/happy/valentine109.html
(copy and paste obviously)
wv: panterse
Steal from a better intellectual source then. Uhhh Britney yeah Britney.
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