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Monday, February 8, 2010
Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker
I've got to straighten my damn qi out. My qi is fucked up.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
It's meant to be coiled. Don't straighten it out too much.
Okay, Syd.
qi is an awesome scrabble word, sowpods dictionary!
xxalainaxx
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