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Monday, February 8, 2010
Shit SB Says
That was about a boring motherfucking half-time show. The Who? You're kidding me. At some point you need to have a little decorum and retire from rock n' roll. That point probably comes before you start wearing Depends and using Efferdent.
SB Nothing quite like a bunch of septegenerians singing 'hope I do before I get old' / 'teenage wasteland' / 'get together before we get much older.' Dentures and cyanide capsules, anyone? Doug
I was saying last night that the Who's music was somewhat dated even as it was released. You just KNEW they weren't going to want to play "We Won't Get Fooled Again!" in their sixties. Know what I'm saying? I love you, Ms. Bastard!
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9 comments:
Unless you are Keith Richards.
SB
Nothing quite like a bunch of septegenerians singing 'hope I do before I get old' / 'teenage wasteland' / 'get together before we get much older.' Dentures and cyanide capsules, anyone?
Doug
DTG,
Goes without sayin', man.
Doug,
That was fucking funny.
I was saying last night that the Who's music was somewhat dated even as it was released. You just KNEW they weren't going to want to play "We Won't Get Fooled Again!" in their sixties. Know what I'm saying?
I love you, Ms. Bastard!
The Who, The Stones...sigh...if they are getting old, or fuck it, are old..than that means...that so am I! Long live rock!
Did they have a wardrobe malfunction too?
Ms. Moon,
I know what you're saying, toots.
The Who bores the shit out of me, man.
i was waiting for pete to diddle a child
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