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Friday, February 12, 2010
Shit SB Says
I hate the word hubby. It gags the shit out of me.
I promise you I have never used it and never will. Unless I'm referring to something in the most sarcastic, bastardly manner. Happy Friday, Ms. Bastard. Love....M
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
i prefer the hubs or hubster myself.
xxalainaxx
I promise you I have never used it and never will. Unless I'm referring to something in the most sarcastic, bastardly manner.
Happy Friday, Ms. Bastard. Love....M
How about pimp?
I'll bet you don't like wifey either.
Agreed. I don't believe I ever referred to Kenny as "hubby"...that was "my man" dammit..Hubby sounds so,lame?
Me too, probably why I haven't got married! xx
Steph,
Pimp or Old Man works.
Love,
SB
Kathleen,
You guessed right. Wifey sucks, too.
Love, SB.
Christina,
You haven't got married because you are too fabulous for the mens. They wouldn't know what to do with someone so damn smart and stylish.
Love you.
Me too! UGH! "Hubby" and "wifey" rank up there with people calling things "gay." Gets right up under my skin and makes me want to smack someone.
me too.
I don't like it either. Wifey maybe worse.
I also hate Baby babe and hon... yecsh!
Hubby reminds me of chubby and anytime I hear it, I get self conscious! LAME!
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