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Monday, February 15, 2010
Shit SB Says
My chicken soft taco tastes like bacon. It's not a BACON soft taco, goddammit.
Just checking in....gorging myself on some funny-ass shit. Ever since hearing a radio expose regarding fast food and the crap the workers add to it (trust me, you don't want to know) I have been super wary of all prepared food. People can be really sick. But I'm sure your taco was fine, maybe it just got a little actual bacon in it, let's hope. Anyway, happy Monday,
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Just checking in....gorging myself on some funny-ass shit. Ever since hearing a radio expose regarding fast food and the crap the workers add to it (trust me, you don't want to know) I have been super wary of all prepared food. People can be really sick. But I'm sure your taco was fine, maybe it just got a little actual bacon in it, let's hope. Anyway, happy Monday,
And Happy Monday to you my Nellie Nell.
But bacon is so good.
ATT,
Yes, but not on a CHICKEN soft taco.
maybe a hooker made it!
xxalainaxx
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