The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Cousin Sheila, That's funny that you commented. I was thinking of you yesterday and this morning. Mabel was so flatulent last night she nearly drove the guy I'm dating off. Laugh. You remember that, right?
I will post a picture of Mable just for you. Hope school is going well.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Cute cat. Love the face.
Thanks, Syd. I am rather fond of her. She is also occasionally a random biter. It's exciting waiting to see when and whom she will attack.
Mercer! She looks so wise. Or worn out. Not sure that there is really a difference... When are we getting a Mabel picture??? Luv ya cuz.
Cousin Sheila,
That's funny that you commented. I was thinking of you yesterday and this morning. Mabel was so flatulent last night she nearly drove the guy I'm dating off. Laugh. You remember that, right?
I will post a picture of Mable just for you. Hope school is going well.
Love you, miss you!
SB
Love that kittie face! Fat Bastard Cat is a random biter too, hence the name...
Don't let Toonces drive. I have a feeling she'd drive you off a cliff.
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