Don't worry Moms, now that I'm divorced, I'm not going to run out and start whoring around and shit. Vanity will keep us celibate. I wouldn't want anyone to see my fat naked ass.
[And Morrissey had better not steal Vanity Will Keep Us Celibate for the title of his new single, unless he sends me a free copy.]
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Vanity also keeps most of us, male and female, from the public swimming baths.
Do you think they do Dimmer Switch Evening Sessions (TM) with low light in changing rooms and poolside for the shy amongst us?
SB
What? You're not going to pick up a little extra doing cams on the BBW sites? :)
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Doug
Gledds,
Dimmer Switch Evening Sessions makes me laugh. Such a polite way to put it.
You are loved.
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