I'd give a rim job to a leper.
[I like to think up the grossest filthiest possible response to this question whenever I see the commerial or run across an ad. I don't know why. Don't ask.]
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The Moms is gonna love this one.
Ms. Moon,
You know me so well. I thought the same thing before I hit the post button. Admittedly, I like to get her worked up a little.
SB
Isn't that basically what a Klondike bar is?
Doug
Doug,
No, it's white ice cream covered by dark chocolately goodness.
We don't have klondike bars. Although we do have chocolate covered ice cream bars. I think they just call them chocolate coated ice cream bars. Ice cream bars for short. I wouldn't do anything but pay for them. Bulk price. Cuz I'm cheap.
Thanks, White Rabbit! I try to be as creatively gross and filthy as I can be.
Love you.
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