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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
What Would You Do in a Past Life that Would Be SO BAD, You'd Be Condemned to Haunt the Fucking Post Office?
This poor bitch. This is my nightmare. I'd rather go to hell, frankly.
If I could be a ghost I would be a poltergeist and cause havoc in shops selling real fur, the mansions of arms brokers and the offices of evil 3rd world dictators... what fun that would be!!
They say our post office is haunted but I don't know about that. It's a great place to hang out, though. If I were a ghost, I wouldn't mind it so much.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
SB
Could be worse, you could be condemned to haunt the DMV :/
Doug
If I could be a ghost I would be a poltergeist and cause havoc in shops selling real fur, the mansions of arms brokers and the offices of evil 3rd world dictators... what fun that would be!!
They say our post office is haunted but I don't know about that. It's a great place to hang out, though. If I were a ghost, I wouldn't mind it so much.
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