Thursday, April 14, 2011

It's a Beautiful Damn Day in Buttfuck, Ohio

I have my tacquitos for breakfast, with Taco Bell hot sauce to dip them in. What more could a bitch want? Surely this is the definition of HEAVEN.

12 comments:

Denny Coates said...

I agree that a tacquito is something to be relished, even if it's one of those Taco Bell jobs. What if you could never eat one again, ever? Relish each and every bite, man.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, yeah. I agree. Heaven. When I used to work at the Birth Center there was a WattaBurger right nearby and after staying up all night at a birth, I'd go get taquitos. Good times. Love you and good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.

Jeannie said...

I don't get out enough. I can't say I've ever had a taquito. I take it they are some kind of little taco?

My guys found a wonderful taco stand near the border of Belize where they had tacos for breakfast.

I'll fly to Cancun out of Ohio one day, and drag your ass with me and we'll stop there for dinner.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
I did! EVERY BITE. Laugh.

Ms. Moon,
Good morning, lovey! Sending much love to beautiful Lloyd. BIG KISS.

Jeannie,
They are rolled up skinny-tacos that are easy to dip and way less messy than normal tacos.

I would LOVE to go anywhere with you, anydamntime.

Love you so!

All This Trouble... said...

Sounds like a recipe for disaster to me but I'm prone to the throes. And I don't mean ecstasy, baby.

BMelonsLemonade said...

I LOVE breakfast taquitos! We eat them almost every morning. I buy a big bag of frozen breakfast taquitos, stuffed with egg, bacon and cheese. One minute in the microwave, or 7 minutes to crispy in the oven. My son loves them, too. Quick and easy before school since we are ALWAYS running late. And they are perfect for a two year old to eat without a mess in the car.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Tacos for breakfast? That is the height of decadence! Even I can't compete with that. I love tacos but don't know where to get them in London. I shall stuff my face with them when I come to America xx

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Sounds like heartburn to me but whatever keeps your ass happy, I'll take.

Have a good weekend and hugs from A and I.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

BMelons,
I didn't know they have breakfast taquitos! HOT DAMN. Mine were just the chicken and cheese ones.

Christina,
You mean you guys don't have Mexican restaurants? I remember eating a lot of Indian food when I was over there, but that was years ago.

Mel,
You and A have a great weekend, too. Wish we could all have some alcoholic beverages in the back yard together. One of these damn days. . . .

Big Mark 243 said...

Is Buttf*ck, Ohio anywhere near Bloodbuzz..? Or maybe you don't like the band 'The National'?

Parabolic Muse said...

are you kidding? this is the way to go. Of course, I'm not a breakfast person, but more than that, one of my favorite things is to have jack in the box tacos for breakfast with onion rings and coffee or maybe even a shake.

just sayin

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Parabolic M,
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! Clearly. Laugh.