Monday, January 11, 2010

Another Question for Dr. Oz

Dear Dr. Oz,

Why do I feel like have to take a piss whenever I'm around a large body of water?

Thank you.


Ms. Moon said...

Because water, as Tom Robbins pointed out in the wickedly wonderful Another Roadside Attraction, invented humans merely to transport it from one place to another. Thus- when we see large bodies of water, we feel the urge to let the water within us merge with the greater water.
That's what I think. But I'm neither Dr. Oz or Tom Robbins.
But I love you! Welcome back! How are you feeling?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Makes as much sense as anything else, Ms. Moon. Thanks.

I am feeling better, but still have a lingering dry cough. Thank you for asking. I have a doctor's appointment today at 4:00.

I asked the Moms last night on the phone if she would come home from Yuma early if I am diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. She said, "Of course I would." That made me happy, but then she pissed me off. Her ass can stay in Yuma.

I love you!

Ms. Moon said...

Well, you know I'll come take care of you. Or better yet, put you in the Panther Room and take care of you here. You're fine! I betcha!

The Dish said...

We had another sprinkler head go today. The water rushing out of it coupled with the nasty ass cold about made me piss myself. That is what this post made me think of. You gotta love my ADD ass!

Petit fleur said...

Tom Robbins is a hilarious mad genius! I concur with Ms Moon.