Thursday, January 21, 2010

Another Question for Dr. Oz

Dear Dr. Oz,
Why do penises vary so much in size? What size is your penis? I'm sure it's quite large.

Thank you.

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I actually watched Dr. Oz the other day. FOR YOU! And guess who was on? Tim Gunn. Yeah. That's right. I was so happy.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Dr. Oz is so nice, I just SWOON over him!

the walking man said...

Anything more than a handful is a waste and hard to carry around. Thanks for asking.

Sincerely

Dr. Oz.

Monkey Outlaw said...

and the smartest of his two heads!

Syd said...

Penis size is not correlated with height or foot size but more related to the length of the index finger. Just sayin'

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dr. Oz,
Thanks for taking the time to respond to my shit. Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Monkey Outlaw,
We are FANS of Dr. Oz on this site. Laugh. Please.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Dr. Syd!

Sheria said...

You know the saying, "Size doesn't matter," had to have been started by a man.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sheria,
You know it, lady.