Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Her Sister

Besides, what if I start to see TOO GOOD (after the cataract surgery)? I may not want to see some motherfuckers that well. Get me?

I loved your blog series. How fascinating. I want to know more when I come and visit. We can eat cereal together. I've been eating a lot of cereal too. I will think of you now whenvever I pour a bowl! Thus, the act of eating cereal will endear you even more to my heart, if that's possible.


Ms. Moon said...

What kind of cereal does SB eat?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I dig Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch and chocolate granola.

Anything junky, basically.

Love you!

May said...

I love you SB!!! I wonder what Cinnamon Toast Crunch would taste like mixed with chocolate granola? Hmmmm.