Thursday, January 21, 2010

Douche Bag Poster Boy

If there's a skanky-ass used-up old ho anywhere in Hollywood to bone, sign his ass up! Is this what Rolling Stone has come to? Jesus.

Lonely Heart, my ass. That fucker hasn't spent two minutes alone in years. If it's got a pulse and a vag, he's fucking it.


13 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I had to read part of that out loud to Dan last night... the paragraph that said vagina about 4or 5 times. I kinda feel sorry for the guy, he seems a little lost. I do like some - many - of his songs

Steph(anie) said...

And as soon as they moved away from their larger format paper and stapled center, it was the beginning of the end of RS. In my opinion.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
I agree about the larger format paper and stapled center, but not about Mayer. I consider him the King of Schmaltz--everything that is wrong with the recording industry today.

Ugh!

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Also thanks for the follow. It means a lot because it's you.

Love.

Steph(anie) said...

Schmaltz is a good word. :)

My MIL kept stealing the mag and looking at the cover. I think she has the hots for his bod.

I'd follow you anyday.

white rabbit said...

Never heard of him. Stupid tattoo too....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
That's fucking funny about your MIL. Cracks me up.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
Consider yourself lucky.

Love, SB.

May said...

This made me laugh so hard I had to click the comment thingy twice because my hands were shaking so hard with hilarity. I love Steph and totally respect her opinion but that dude's voice makes me go *glarg* in my throat.

gingermagnolia said...

Did you read the article? It was really odd.

He's a douchebag, but he's a cute douchebag.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May,
Yeah, he sucks pretty much.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ginger,
I don't even think he's cute. He always smirking and shit. I want to smack the shit out of him.

Anonymous said...

he's a tool