Friday, January 15, 2010

Leave It to the Baptists


15 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

This is from the recently discovered other gospels of Jesus, I'm thinking?

Mel's Way or No Way said...

It kind of makes me want to go to church...just a little.

Bethany said...

what was he supposed to have said tho?
Oh this is good.
Thanks SB, you find the best stuff.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Yes, I think so.

Love you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jesus, Mel. Really? Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
Glad you liked it sistah!

Mr.Mischief said...

"He likes big butts and you cannot lie, you other prophets can't deny"......

mrs. miss alaineus said...

go husband, go on with your bad self. . .

i think the pastor is referring to the parable about balaam's ass.

no seriously! you cant fuck with the catholic school teacher about bible shit :D

xxalainaxx

Petit fleur said...

Oh my God that's FUNNY! Almost as funny as Sandra Bulluck rapping... "To the window, to the wall, till the sweat runs down my balls"!

michelle said...

I think He actually said "bring me SOME ass"

white rabbit said...

'And Ba'laam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab'

He put a saddle on his ass?

:-O

All very odd...

gingermagnolia said...

"and then He sayeth, 'and I shall tap that.'" Boo-yah.

Kathleen Scott said...

Chuckles for church.

May said...

AND LO THE ASS WAS BROUGHT, AND IT WAS GOOD.

Syd said...

And Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 30 miles.