Monday, January 11, 2010

Shit SB Says

You could never make The Wizard of Oz today. PETA would be throwing paint or some shit over the flying monkeys and a midget rights group would make a stink over the fucking Munchkins.

14 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

And the Wiccans would throw a fit.

Mr.Mischief said...

Or Blazing Saddles...I don't think that would make it to the screen in this day & age, funny as the movie is..

nan said...

Those damn flying monkeys deserve to eat a little lead paint for all the nightmares they gave me as a kid. Oh wait...that wasn't exactly the point now was it.

Jeannie said...

They could redo it but they would change it all anyway - in fact they have. It's not anywhere near as good as the original.

I really hate word verification. I know you have your reasons but I just wanted to bitch at you. It's monday

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Good point, my dear, as usual.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M,
I agree. No way in hell.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nan,
I thought they were scary motherfuckers, too.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
My dear, it keeps the damn spam away. Also, it keeps the assholes at bay. I can just delete their nasty shit in the comments. I don't wish to be a forum for nasty conservatives, gay haters, and/or evangelicals.

Love you.

Syd said...

We actually had "dwarf tossing" as a favorite bar game in SC. Some drunks would pay to toss a dwarf with a velcro jacket against a wall. It was eventually outlawed here.

Ms. Moon said...

AND THEN HOW DID THEY EXPECT THE DWARFS TO SUPPORT THEIR FAMILIES? HUH?
Just asking.

The Dish said...

Those flying monkeys, and the midgets, terrify me. There, I admitted it!

Petit fleur said...

Forget the flying monkeys man, they almost KILLED the original Tin man, who had to leave shooting due like aluminum poisoning or something! They almost really killed the wicked witch of the west too! When the red smoke went off, I think it blew up in her face and she got badly injured... I forget the whole story, but you can Google it. Yea, those were the days!

Petit fleur said...

Syd, I remember the dwarf toss. How surreal and totally twisted!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Me too. The flying monkeys were SCARY. The Munchkins were just weird and too damn happy. They were like Stepford midgets or some shit.

Love you.