Friday, January 8, 2010

Shit SB Says in the Office

My pussy is crooked. I'm talking about my new Eukanuba cat calendar, dumb ass.

[I still hate IAMS, along with Morrissey, my idol. It was a free calendar, and the pictures of cats were too good to throw away. And NO, I do not have a subscription to Cat Fanciers. Fuck you for thinking that.]

8 comments:

Jeannie said...

I've been buying some totally outrageous pet food made here in Canada from human grade meat. Tastes like crap anyway by the way (with what it costs, I had to see if it might be worth eating myself)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I eat pet treats all the time, Jeannie. The way I see it, my family were part of the southern aristocracy. I'm supposed to do batshit stuff like eat dog cookies. And also, I figure I'd better get used to dog food. After two terms of the Bush administration, that's going to be all my generation can afford in the pension years, and we'll be lucky to get that. We may have to supplement the dog food with grass and bugs.

The Dish said...

I really don't believe you that you do not have an issue or two of Cat Fancy lying around somewhere. But I still love you!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

didnt iams and eukanuba used to be the same company????


xxalainaxx

the walking man said...

Feed the dogs, they don't taste to bad if you fatten them up right. Fuck that spay and neuter shit, the retiree's got to eat too.

Syd said...

I don't like Iams either. It isn't a good dog food.

Sweden said...

why the hate on iams, i know a few years ago they were blacklisted by PETA but i dont know why so tell me what u know about iams cause thats what ive been feeding my cats for 5 years

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss A.,
As far as I know IAMS and Eukanuba are still the same company.

Love, SB.