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Friday, January 8, 2010
Shit SB Says in the Office
My pussy is crooked. I'm talking about my new Eukanuba cat calendar, dumb ass.
[I still hate IAMS, along with Morrissey, my idol. It was a free calendar, and the pictures of cats were too good to throw away. And NO, I do not have a subscription to Cat Fanciers. Fuck you for thinking that.]
I've been buying some totally outrageous pet food made here in Canada from human grade meat. Tastes like crap anyway by the way (with what it costs, I had to see if it might be worth eating myself)
I eat pet treats all the time, Jeannie. The way I see it, my family were part of the southern aristocracy. I'm supposed to do batshit stuff like eat dog cookies. And also, I figure I'd better get used to dog food. After two terms of the Bush administration, that's going to be all my generation can afford in the pension years, and we'll be lucky to get that. We may have to supplement the dog food with grass and bugs.
why the hate on iams, i know a few years ago they were blacklisted by PETA but i dont know why so tell me what u know about iams cause thats what ive been feeding my cats for 5 years
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I've been buying some totally outrageous pet food made here in Canada from human grade meat. Tastes like crap anyway by the way (with what it costs, I had to see if it might be worth eating myself)
I eat pet treats all the time, Jeannie. The way I see it, my family were part of the southern aristocracy. I'm supposed to do batshit stuff like eat dog cookies. And also, I figure I'd better get used to dog food. After two terms of the Bush administration, that's going to be all my generation can afford in the pension years, and we'll be lucky to get that. We may have to supplement the dog food with grass and bugs.
I really don't believe you that you do not have an issue or two of Cat Fancy lying around somewhere. But I still love you!
didnt iams and eukanuba used to be the same company????
xxalainaxx
I don't like Iams either. It isn't a good dog food.
why the hate on iams, i know a few years ago they were blacklisted by PETA but i dont know why so tell me what u know about iams cause thats what ive been feeding my cats for 5 years
Miss A.,
As far as I know IAMS and Eukanuba are still the same company.
Love, SB.
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