Friday, January 15, 2010

Gotta Love Craigslist

I’m looking for a girl who will give me a handjob/blowjob while wearing the Nintendo Power Glove. I’m dead serious. I would love this.

PS. That is not me in the photo. I am much more handsome.

PPS. NO NERDS!!!

12 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

So "no nerds" means what? Take off your glasses?
Good Lord.

Steph(anie) said...

NO NERDS! HAHAHA AH HAHAHA Fucking priceless.

Bethany said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Nintendo power glove, ooooh yeah babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Insanity.

downtown guy said...

This sounded perfectly reasonable until the No Nerds part. How about geeks?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
You ask a pertinent question, as usual, my brothah.

Steph(anie) said...

So what would the glove be for if she opts for the blowjob rather than handjob? I guess she could tweak his nipples. Oh, nevermind. She could hold/play with his balls. Of course. I just had to think it through.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

My motto is to each their own, but this is one kinky motherfucker!

The Dish said...

Um, doesn't that the fact that he wants to be beat off by a nintendo glove make him a nerd? But he doesn't want a nerd to do the beating. I am confused.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
That's way I loves ya--you're always thankin'.

You made me laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Clearly a case of nerd prejudice.

gingermagnolia said...

He's a confused nerd, denying his nerdiness. That's my diagnosis! Hey, you've gotta give people credit for putting out there what they actually want.

Sheria said...

I find kinky interesting but this nerd phobic isn't kinky, he's down right weird.