Wednesday, January 13, 2010

SB's Response to a Comment from a Whack Job

Evidently I insulted Alice's Wiccan ass, so she got a little nasty, which was what I predicted, if you'll remember. I could give a rat's ass.

[Comment from Alice]

Personally I and some others find you totally disgusting, and not at all funny with all your bad language, so, we have decided to stop following you.Just incase you would like to remove yourself from your profile too. [Uhhhmmmm, okay?]

[Response from SB]

Alice in Wonderland,
Thank you. I couldn't be happier. I think you are a whack job, quite frankly. Your fucking romantic poetry makes me want to throw up.




Ms. Moon said...

Oh dear. You have made the goddess weep.
With hysterical laughter.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Malice In Wonderland...wonderful
Nick X

downtown guy said...

Whoa. Why in the fucking fuck was she following you in the first place?

I once dated a girl who would call out various goddess' names during sex. Do you know how hard it is to laugh and fuck at the same time? (Sorry, mom, pretend you didn't see me say that.)

amyisadd said...

hahahahahah This is classic. Absolutely wonderful! Thanks for making me laugh uncontrollably, while watching the ubber depressing Intervention.

ashtree said...

Ok, so I just don't understand why someone who is offended by your language would ever follow in the first place. Your title contains the word motherfucker, for crying out loud!
I say fuck it! Keep on keeping on, SB. I think you're fabulous.


Sarcastic Bastard said...

I adore you. That was fucking funny.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love Intervention! One of my favorite shows. I always watch it with a drink, of course.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Ashtree. I don't get it either. Whatever.

Steph(anie) said...

DTG - Is that only true for men? I mean, I think laughter during sex is AWESOME. My husband? Not so much.

downtown guy said...

You shoulda been there! Wait, uh, you know what I mean.

The Dish said...

Some people are just way to fucking sensitive. I still love you, of course!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks boatloads.

I love you back.

downtown guy said...

Steph: laughter during sex in a "aren't we having fun?" way is good. Laughter in a "oh my gawd, I can't believe you just said that and now I have to laugh my ass off at you" way is distracting.

white rabbit said...

downtown guys asks...

'Do you know how hard it is to laugh and fuck at the same time?'

This is the kind of question we need to find the answer to.

Syd said...

I am so naive as I thought the Goddess thing was in deference to women's lib. I don't know much about Wiccan shit.

Bethany said...

I feel like you toughen me up.
Admittedly, I do cringe sometimes at the swearing, and then I feel prissy and prudish and try to swear some more myself to make up for it. The thing about you is that it only takes a tiny glance to see that under the swearing and biting humor is this kindhearted, wise, sweet, generous soul who just likes to make people laugh.
I think you're ace SB.
Keep being who you are.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That made me laugh.

I thank you for your kind, generous appraisal.

Love, SB.

Lou said...

I have two words about this:

"sarcastic" and "bastard"

what else do you need to know about the content of this blog?

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I'm bowing down and calling to the newest goddess-SB ;)

Some people are just too sensitive! I love ya just the way you are lady.

michelle said...

Now I have to check out Wiccan Alice's poetry. Maybe I can throw up too.

Hank is cracking me up.

Love you SB

the walking man said...

fuck 'em. Nothing worse than a humorless romantic.

Lori said...

Ditto all the other comments who have said just look at the title of your blog. I am so tired of all the judgemental people. You keep doing what you do. I enjoy Intervention as well. My name Lori, L-O-R-I.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dear Motherfuckers,
Thanks for all your sweet supportive comments. That shit really pissed me off.

I love youse all.

Ms. Moon said...

DTG- WHAT??!! You've had sex?! I am shocked!

May said...

Oh dear. Jesus is going to slap you with his wavy hair.

downtown guy said...

Goddam, you fuckers are funny.

mrs. miss alaineus said...


write her back one more time and ask her to explain exactly how one removes oneself from one's blog?

i triple dog dare you !


Petit fleur said...

Ah, once again I missed the party. The hub and I used to laugh heartily during sex. The good way though! Now sleep is our sex. Harely's been real sick. (Is this an overshare?) Anyway, this was just all too hilarious. Thanks to everyone, especially SB, DTG, WR, MM and Adrienne for making me laugh.