Thursday, January 28, 2010

More Shit SB Says

I'm going to KILL motherfucking Daddums. Fucker's always on the dial up out in Arizona, and a motherfucker can't get through to them. What if that shit was a damn emergency? What if my damn retina detached or some shit? It could happen.

8 comments:

afk4life said...

SB
Uhmmm....Skype? Just saying :/
<3
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
Are you kidding me? The Daddums didn't even know that you have to flip a switch to get wireless. We are talking remedial level here, my brothah.

Laugh.

Ms. Moon said...

My dad's dead. I can't call him any way at all. Which is fine. He'd only ask me for money if I did.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Wow. Just wow.

The Dish said...

Get him a cell phone. That is what I did.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Motherfucker ALREADY HAS a cell phone. He just never turns it on because he doesn't want to run the battery down.

michelle said...

he doesn't want the battery to run down... that's cracking me up

Petit fleur said...

I hear their driver's licenses don't expire for 40 years out there. I'd prolly be dead before I'd have to renew!

Ah, what i meant was, sorry your dad pissed you off. :-Q And if your retina detaches... you can call me. But prolly better to dial 911