Thursday, January 21, 2010

The EVER Popular SB Poll Feature is Back!

Vote up, motherfuckers! The world doesn't give a holy damn about your opinion, but SB does. Vote for the worst actor EVER in the history of the world EVER on the right-hand side of this page. Don't fuck it up like those dumb bastard retirees down in Florida, who basically gift wrapped and handed the election to that shit-for-brains moron George W. Bush. Choose one person ONLY!

Specific Instructions for Lamebrain Florida Retirees: Just click on the little radio button next to the lousiest thespian and then click on the damn vote button ONCE.

17 comments:

The Dish said...

I like your choices, but could have come up with so many more.

downtown guy said...

I'm sorry, but the answer is C. Heston.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

DTG,
Christ, I forgot all about the Holy C.!

downtown guy said...

I have a major love for 70s dystopian or end of the world movies, and he royally fucked so many of them. Planet of the Apes, Soylent Green, Omega Man...

May said...

One time DTG accidentally called him Churk Heston, and that shit was funny as fuck. I do like your options and I just want to say that I, for one, voted. I think I even did it right.

amyisadd said...

Keanu Reeves? Are you out of your GORD?! He is a great actor and also one of the sexiest men alive. You are off your rocker!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

have heston go up against the winner of this one, manno et manno!


xxalainaxx

Syd said...

There are a lot more but the ones you listed are good.

Jeannie said...

Really? just one? Couldn't you have shown us a collection of trailers for each? I'm thinking of moving to Florida.

For the record, I haven't watched Jessica Simpson so she doesn't get my vote. Haven't seen Chuck Norris either...(it was rather difficult avoiding him but I managed) I don't remember Bronson well - didn't love him as much as the hype said I should... Keanu Reeves I can say without a doubt is pretty bad. (although my ex-niece in law was maid of honour at a wedding he was best man for)

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Hey
Leave the Hester alone, I ask you all, could you act with a wig perched on your heads...NO, you couldn't. The man was a total retard too, so lay off the retards as well. Man your page sure fucking pisses me off, what with all the fucking swearing and abuse to total retards.
I am WICAN btw
Nick

the walking man said...

Chuck Norris a ninja Bush Ball liker licker.

Lori said...

I had to go with Jessica Simpson. Just because well, come on.....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

May & DTG,
Hank and I have so much in common! I have always called him Chuck Heston, too, and I also love those movies, especially Planet of the fucking Apes. Scary, scary. It could happen, man. Talking apes wielding power. Wowsa!

Love you guys,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amy,
I love you and Keanu is cute and unique, but he couldn't act his way out of a damn paper bag. He is the definition of suck.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nick,
You are so fucking funny. You make a' me laugh.

Love, SB.

michelle said...

Lotion is cracking me up.

And I think DTG is right.

I always have such a good time here

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
That's because I have the best group of blog family in the ENTIRE Universe. I may be a little biased.