Friday, January 22, 2010

I Sat at the Bar at Lunch

I sat at the bar at lunch to place a to-go order and was subjected to Orrin Hatch scissoring up Obama's Health Care Plan. There ain't enough booze in the 50 states to deal with the shit coming out of that sonofabitch's mouth. I could have drunk the whole fucking bar.

12 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

What can I do but give you another amen?
Amen.
Love you, dear sister-friend. Have a great weekend.

Monkey Outlaw said...

I would have

Terena said...

I had to stop buying booze. I turn on the radio to hear the news every morning at 6:00 AM and feel the urge to start drinking.

Bethany said...

Sorry SB!
I loved your comment about swearing on my blog. I was waiting to hear from you. Except I don't think you swore in the post, how odd! Maybe I'm rubbing off on you. NOT!

Wildernesschic said...

LOL say it as you see it hun XXX

the walking man said...

That son of a bitch needs a marble temple shoved up his ass.

Sheria said...

You have to wonder what possessed his mother to name him "Orrin."

Okay, SB, obviously the worst actor out of that list is Jessica Simpson, with Chuck Norris a close second. I enjoyed the gratuitous violence of Charles Bronson's movies, although he was never in the same league as my favorite purveyor of righteous violence, Clint Eastwood. I've seen all of the Dirty Harry movies more than once, and I never miss a showing of Unforgiven. As for Keanu, he's not much of an actor but he's so pretty to look at that I don't care. Yes, I am shallow.

I do adore you and your blog!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I love you, too!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Terena,
Welcome! I stopped watching the damn news. It makes me too angry.

Thanks for the follow. Please come back often. We have a lot of fucking fun here.

Best, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Walking Man,
I couldn't agree more, love.

Syd said...

I remember Mr. Hatch during the Clarence Thomas hearings. He and Strom Thurmond were so interested in the details of Long Dong Silver.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That was fucking funny, Syd.