Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Bitch Is a Damn Mess

Bitch is a damn mess. That said, I'm still thinking about asking her to be my roommate. She seems nice. Besides, bitch and I could throw down and PAR-TAY! My cats would probably eat her birds though.

11 comments:

justme said...

Hey lady - thanks for checking in on me, I miss your sarcastic ass :D

Work is nucking futs - same old story as everywhere else; they got rid of everybody and expect the few that are left to do insane amounts of work...But HEY, i am trying to be glad I still have a job - one person in our household needs to have one, or we won't have said household anymore, right?

So yeah, I try to check in, but between work and crazy busy home life with the two young'uns, I have zilch for spare time, and what little I do have I try to catch up on sleep - this new little one doesn't sleep much, which is HELL on this mama.

Soooo, yeah, I am hoping that life settles down a bit and I am able to keep up with my blogs better. Thanks again for checkin' in!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

It's so great to hear from you, Justme. Sorry to hear about work, but the man is always wanting us to be slaves for a damn nickel. Fucker.

Squeeze the kids for me.

Love,

SB.

michelle said...

Who IS that?

I live under a rock

She's kinda scary looking

The Dish said...

I think the cats would eat her dirty ass birds. And I think a meth head would make a terrible roommate. Just sayin'.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
That is former Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss. She is one of the cast members on the new season of Celebrity Rehab, a show I never miss.

Love you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Maybe so, sister. She might steal my shit or try and sell one of the cats. I can't have that.

Bethany said...

I had no idea who she was either!

Beth said...

SB I'm glad you clarified who that was because at first I thought it was Mackenzie Phillips (isn't she the one from One Day at a Time?) Is it me or is there a similarity between the two? Perhaps drug use is the greatest cosmetic surgeon of all...

Ms. Moon said...

I sort of thought that's who it was but was not sure. She IS very good at business start-ups.

Syd said...

Her face looks very surgicized. The nose, the mouth the forehead. And she actually used to look really good back in the day. Sad stuff.

white rabbit said...

Oh that's who she is!

I won't ask her for a date then...