Thursday, January 28, 2010

Hello My Name Is

The only fun part about a convention or a large meeting is the Hello my name is tags. Who wants to use their real name? That shit is BORING. I like to make up names like I. Cumswallow and then watch people's faces as they read my tag.

[This post will anger the Moms. Sorry Moms!]

9 comments:

The Dish said...

I Peefreely? I think that has a nice ring to it!

Ms. Moon said...

I hate name tags but I sort of wish everyone used them all the time. It would certainly help me out.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I know. I am awful with names. Just awful.

afk4life said...

SB
Hmmm how 'bout using 'a bottle of good wine and your room key and I'll be whatever name you want'? Yeah, I'm apparently in a mood today.
<3
Doug

Syd said...

I don't like those name tags and usually don't wear them at meetings. It probably says something about my desire to isolate.

Petit fleur said...

You are so funny! I wish you worked with me. or I with you.

gingermagnolia said...

Hahahahaha and THAT is why you are awesome!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
My grandma used to say, "Somebody's mind is in the gutter today." Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I isolate, too, sometimes.