Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Another Comment from SB

I love the story about Ass Chair, by the way. We had that happen to a guy they fired, during the firing process. He got up to go, and the chair was going with him. How humiliating is that shit? He was like softly sobbing and the chair was sticking to his fat ass.

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

That's the saddest story I ever read.

The Dish said...

He, he. I would DIE of mortification if that ever happened to me! I would also like to think that, even though I am chunky, I would never let myself get so big that my ass would get stuck in a chair!

Alice in Wonderland said...

Personally I and some others find you totally disgusting, and not at all funny with all your bad language, so, we have decided to stop following you.
Just incase you would like to remove yourself from your profile too.

the walking man said...

fucking boss probably downsized the chair too. One last laugh.

Lou said...

That's one of those kiddie chairs! Ha,ha..what a dummy.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Alice in Wonderland,
Thank you. I couldn't be happier. I think you are a whack job, quite frankly. Your fucking romantic poetry makes me want to throw up.

Best,

SB

Syd said...

That story made me sad. I've often wondered though on planes whether the rivets will get ripped out along with the seats when hugely obese people sit down.

May said...

What I keep thinking when I read this, was that if the chair was going to get stuck on the man's ass at some point, it's best that it happened right before he never had to go back ever again.

Monkey Outlaw said...

LOL I found you through Mel! I love your shit. People need to lighten up and just enjoy the read! Will be adding you to my blog roll to visit you often! You meanie lol!

Is the guy in the ass chair and ass hat?!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Monkey Outlaw,
Thank you for reading my shit and for commenting. It is appreciated. Any friend of Mel's is a friend of mine. Do please come back often. We have a lot of damn fun here.

Love, SB.