Monday, January 4, 2010

Still Here

Just posting to say my grumpy ass is still here. The divorce went as smoothly and fucking quickly as it possibly could have. We were both tired, so we laughed most of the way through. It was all over in 20 minutes (including getting my maiden name back). They make that shit WAY too easy, motherfuckers.

I spent the entire five days I had off work, sick at home. This is the first day my ass has felt even half-way decent. I can breathe out of one nostril at least. My ass is just worn the fuck down.

Anyhoo, not much to impart. I took part of the divorce proceedings and bought my ass a present. I got a Bosch Tassimo Starbucks/Gevalia one-cup coffee maker, and I am loving it. Maybe I'll actually be able to taste that shit by the end of the week if my cold is gone.

Happy New Year to all of you motherfuckers! It couldn't suck much worse than last year.

32 comments:

the walking man said...

I do believe you will come to hate that one cup coffee maker but fuck it, happy divorce and shit.

Jeannie said...

I'm glad for you that much is over with. I've never been divorced so I'm afraid I don't know how much sadness or relief you might be feeling.
I think your divorce was easy only because you made it so.

Kathleen Scott said...

Glad you're back and recovering. And starting 2010 fresh with your own name. It will be a better year.

I'm looking forward to following your views on life and everything. Shakes me out my fog each morning.

Petit fleur said...

Hey Darling SB!

I'm glad you giggled your way through the divorce. It sounds so much better than many other alternatives.

Good for you for getting yourself a little gifty!! I would be a coffee crack head if I had one of those!

Please feel better soon and take really good care of you. It's going to be a great year, I can feel it. And you will be visiting next door and it will be so damn fun you will NOT want to go back... in which case you can buy or rent our house because we want to move out west. Then you can be neighbors with Ms Moon & company!!!
(See, I told you this would be a good year!)
xoxo pf

amyisadd said...

Congrats on the divorce! My mom also got her maiden name back after divorcing my dad. I told her it was ghetto b/c now her three daughters had a different last name. We are officially ghetto, minus the food stamps & medicaid.
I <3 reading your blog! This is my first time commenting! Happy twennyten!

The Dish said...

Man, I have missed you woman. Hope you feel better!

Mel said...

Glad you're still here, hope you can taste that coffee soon. I'm feeling worn down by this past year too. I have high hopes that this year will suck less than last year, dream big, right?
Best wishes for us in 2010, my friend.

erin said...

Happy New Year! Getting divorced with kids is much more difficult. It took forever and ever and he was not in a laughing mood through any of it.

white rabbit said...

'This is the first day my ass has felt even half-way decent. I can breathe out of one nostril at least'

You've got nostrils in your ass???

:-O

How unusual!

Happy New Year to You too!!!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Glad to have you back SB!

My ass is sitting at home sick with the flu. Sad thing is I would rather be working.

Happy for you the divorce is final and health wise you are on the mend. I raise my cup of tea to you and toast to 2010.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Walking Man,
Thanks love. Happy New Year!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I love you.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
You are a doll and SB adores you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

PF,
Can't wait to hug you. Happy New Year!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Amyisadd,
Thank you for commenting. Damn, it's about time! Laugh.

Love, SB.

Happy New Year!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
You are one of my main motherfuckers. I missed y'all, too.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
Happy New Year!

Sending love to you,

SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Erin,
Thanks. Happy New Year back at you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
You funny guy. Har har.

Love you, you damn Limey smart ass,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Melly Mel,
Feel better really, REALLY SOON!

SB loves you shitloads.

Steph(anie) said...

Enjoy your coffee and your name. Glad it's over. Love.

Ms. Moon said...

Stupid Blogger ate my comment. It all boiled down to: We miss you so much when you're gone. We love it so much when you come back. Glad you feel a little better and start making plans to come visit. The sooner the better but you might want to wait until it warms up a little bit.
Love you and happy New Year!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Welcome to the new year. Me loves me coffee, one pot at a time. Cheers to a great 2010 for you.

downtown guy said...

Congrats! I'm on the sick train myself. Mom should brig us both soup.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Goddammit Hank, I hate to hear that shit. Get well soon.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ken,
Happy damn New Year to you! Thanks for reading me.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Stephanie,
I love you MORE. Happy damn New Year!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I adore your ass. This is the year my ass is coming to visit you'uns. For damn sure.

Chic Mama said...

Did that happen today?

Oooo- should I be saying congratulations or commiserations? But yay you got yourself a present...and a great one.
Lots of love xxx

Ms. Moon said...

Hurray!

Syd said...

SB, glad that the proceedings went quickly and without a lot of angst.

By the way, I have one of those coffee makers where I pop in the little cup thing and press a button and it brews a cup of coffee. I like it a lot. They had one at the car dealership and I was hooked.

michelle said...

Glad it went ok, as much as it sucks the big one.

Hope you're feeling better