Monday, January 4, 2010

Shit SB Says in a Comment

Don't all men want morning fucking? Jesus. I don't want anybody even looking at me in the morning, let alone trying to hump me. My vag doesn't wake up until at least 1:00 in the damn afternoon.

8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

And the damn roosters don't give a shit whether those hen's vages are awake. No. They do not.

The Dish said...

Things like this are one of the many reasons why I love you!

downtown guy said...

I dunno about all guys, but I'm a morning man. You're rested, you're warm. As long as you take a minute to brush your teeth, what's not to enjoy?

Sweden said...

i dont mind sex in the morning but dont expect me to respond, just stick in in and do yer thing while im still sort of sleeping, like necrophilia but im warm.

Jeannie said...

I always enjoyed morning sex. And middle of the night sex. Hell with brushing your teeth - you don't have to kiss. You don't even have to face eachother. Any sex would be good about now. Why do men's prostates have to go to shit?

Syd said...

Testosterone is highest in the AM. Just sayin'.

Petit fleur said...

I don't do mornings anymore... I remember a time when it was fun, although, I wasn't waking in the mornings at that point in life.

Nevermind.
xo

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Morning sex is great when I've slept in, I'm not on a schedule and basically if it's MY idea. Enough said.