Monday, January 4, 2010

More Shit SB Says in Comments

I had a prom date like this sonofabitch. He thought he was Kevin Bacon in Footloose and shit and was always tossing me hither and yon. Motherfucker ripped the hem out of my $200.00 gown by dancing on it. I trailed gown hem for half the damn night. Fucker. I'm still bitter about that shit. Can you tell?

7 comments:

Jeannie said...

I never went to any proms.

Chic Mama said...

Love the film Footloose! Can just imagine you trailing that hem and errr no I don't think you are still bitter. ;0)

Ms. Moon said...

Now honey. Tell us how you really feel.

Glimmer said...

OMG, we should write posts about our prom dates! I had one who kept going outside to the car, but did not smell like booze. Then I found a lone match on the carseat. I grilled him because he did NOT smoke. Well, marlboros anyway.

I did not even know what THAT was. This was a college boy, however. He confessed.

My little country girl mind was blown. I insisted on driving. I drove myself right home. I was a prim little thing.

The Dish said...

I was too busy smoking dope and eating shrooms to go to my prom. I make my momma so proud!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Hahha, I have such a mental picture of some idiot dancing around you and tripping on your dress and tearing the hem. Sorry for the laugh at your expense but I really needed it.
My prom was a disaster too. So much for happy high school memories, huh?

Bethany said...

Sheesh. What a jerk!
You always make me laugh.