The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, January 25, 2010
Gary Coleman Mug Shot
It was for domestic assault, bitches! He's such an angwy wittle man.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I think I'm gonna go have a beer - want one?
Hell to the yeah! Actually, I bought two bottles of champagne at lunch. Looks like a champagne night for me. Laugh.
Bless his wittle heart. Wait. No. Dude is ugly. I ain't blessing his heart.
Is it just me or does he look like Yoda?
he ain't pretty when he pouts either.
He looks EVIL.
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