The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Those people could drink real beer and only need half as much.
Ms. Moon,
Good point
Gledwood,
! back.
This just made me laugh in class. Oops.
BUT! When they get old enough, you can make them go to the fridge/cooler to get a beer for you. BONUS.
Honeyluna,
GOOD!
Love you.
Steph,
There is nothing SB appreciates more than child labor!
I always feel like I've arrived when all the other guests are leaving
:(
Love you anyway.
Jeannie,
And I love you. You are my very dear Canadian friend.
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