The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, March 19, 2010
CLASSY. Maybe we could hook her up with Prince Harry.
Mel Gibson is busy speed dialing this classy bitch right now.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
And can I just add- if a man is attracted to this sort of hot mess, why in hell would he marry Sandra Bullock?
I believe you may be right.
Ms. Moon,
I wondered the same damn thing.
To answer Ms Moon's question. He has got a serious Madonna/whore complex going... That much is clear.
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