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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Sissy Boy Pissy Pants
If this was my brother, he would NEVER EVER live this shit down.
Also, did Mom make that frock from a pack of water bed satin sheets or some shit?
Reminds me of a picture that a woman I know has in her living room. The person who has peed in the picture though, is not a child. Very sad. And I always wonder, "Did she notice this? And if not, why? And if so, why?"
Dear me, he's really lucky he is not a member of my family as well. How did the photographer not notice this problem? Darn, I just feel bad for them all.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
who is that??
Hell if I know, Gledds.
Reminds me of a picture that a woman I know has in her living room. The person who has peed in the picture though, is not a child. Very sad. And I always wonder, "Did she notice this? And if not, why? And if so, why?"
That's awesome! I would never let him live it down either.
Ms. Moon,
That is fucking funny. Really? Wow.
Looks like Mom was a bridesmaid in a wedding they all went to. Pissy boy can't be happy this is on the internet.
Lori,
If I lifted your spirits, then I am happy as hell. That made my whole day.
Love you TONS.
SB
Dear me, he's really lucky he is not a member of my family as well. How did the photographer not notice this problem? Darn, I just feel bad for them all.
Nellie,
You are so sweet. I just love you. You are good people.
SB
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