I hate peas. I'm like stupid George Bush (the senior one, not the shit-for-brains baboon) was with broccoli. I AM 43 YEARS OLD, AND I AM NOT EATING THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS EVER AGAIN.
Actually, just the smell of peas cooking makes me want to throw the fuck up.
Do you sense my ire, Mary Moon? Can you tell I am "on the grump" this morning? Well, I am. Fuck it.
But I still love you, and if you planted the goddamn peas, I'm sure they are perfect, and I might even eat one tinylittle pea.
Love you.
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They taste completely different when they are young and raw and sweet than when they are cooked. You might even like them. But I would never make you eat them.
I am a pea fan...sorry SB..but those little things are great fresh from the garden. I even eat mine raw.
I feel the same way about peas. And brussel sprouts.
I love eating vegetables, SB..when I was a kid I used to BEG my mom to cook me liver too...wierd kid...
I hate canned peas but enjoy fresh or frozen. Lima beans and their ilk make me gag in any form.
Mr. Mischief,
You were a strange child, but then, so was I.
Love,
SB
You can just scrape your peas on my plate and I'll give you all my carrots. Fair trade?
Mel,
I don't like carrots either. Vegetables suck, to be quite frank.
Love you for the offer though.
SB
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