The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, March 19, 2010
More Shit SB Says
My spelling goes all to hell when I drink. Apologies in advance, motherfuckers.
Mine always sucks because I have fat fingers. And my ghetto ass laptop which is STILL all I have at work is missing keys. The space bar, shift key, and letter r to be exact.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Mine always sucks because I have fat fingers. And my ghetto ass laptop which is STILL all I have at work is missing keys. The space bar, shift key, and letter r to be exact.
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